Monday, June 21, 1776
John Hancock's A Big Pain In the Ass
I mean, how's a fucking guy supposed to fit his signature on fuck-all when he's involved. Self important fucker!
- posted by george @ 1:28 pm
Sunday, June 20, 1776
Nice Portrait, Jackass! Doesn't Look a Thing Like Me!
Fucking Ramsay! He made me look like a toothless old bastard! I was up late high on cocaine the night before too, but he just fucking insisted on painting my portrait THAT morning! Cocksucker! Look at it! Would you go near this pile of shit?
- posted by george @ 8:53 am
Saturday, June 19, 1776
Martha Sucks
And this is the GOOD picture. I asked Gilbert Stuart to keep the brushstrokes "nice and soft" so as not to reveal ANY of her features! Jesus! Can you believe I stayed married to THAT? The cocaine barely helps.
- posted by george @ 8:12 am
Friday, June 18, 1776
That PBS Special About Me Was Complete Shit
What
a bunch a hokey crap! That's not how it happened at all! And could they have
possibly interrupted it a few more fucking times with pledge breaks? I mean,
what the fuck?! Is this what it's come down to?
- posted by george
@ 3:05 pm