June 18, 2004

Have a Nice....AAARRRGGGHHH!

I think I may know the reason why New Yorkers have been a bit cranky these days. Above is what appears on most plastic bags in most grocery stores around the city. Look at this thing. Is it not just a LITTLE disturbing to look at? This does not say to me "Have a Nice Day." This says something like "We have your money...heh heh...we also have your youngest child...heh heh....heh heh...we're going to kill you!...heh...." It just doesn't make for a pleasant trip to the store.

Remember this guy? Now THAT'S a smiley face. This doesn't say to me "I know who you are and I'm going to kill you!" Not at all. This says to me "Let's get out the frisbee and have oursselves a nice game of catch."

Here's a smiley face frisbee right here. Look at how genuinely happy he is to be thrown around for a few hours. Nice dental appendages too. Kinda like the car salesman smiley face frisbee.

I hope you have a nice day.