It’s Nine Below Zero and Five Minutes to Midnight
2007.01.19

Since this blog has become such a bummer lately, I feel compelled to give you another bummer announcement: the Doomsday Clock has been adjusted for the first time in five years to 11:55pm. To makes matters worse, sources report that there is no snooze feature.
Also, be sure to check out armageddononline.org for all of your Armageddon needs.