Takin’ It To The Caves
Former Doobie Brothers’ lead singer, Michael McDonald, was charged Monday with “being a bounty hunter on a solo mission to kill Osama bin Laden.” But, as it turned out, it was all a terrible mistake on the part of Pakistani officials. McDonald, a pioneer in 1970′s mumble-singing merely asked “Can I have some of them lattés?” at a local cafe. “I’m sure you can understand how this could easily be misinterpreted,” said one investigator. “I mean, you have to admit, it’s nearly impossible to figure out what this guy’s saying half the time.”
McDonald did, in fact, release a statement to the press, but the press are still in the process of deciphering it.
- Gary Brooks Faulkner, Would-Be Osama Bin Laden Assassin, ‘Very Passionate’ [Huffington Post]
July 19th, 2010 at 4:54 AM
Michael has definitely gotten in touch with his inner Oak Ridge Boy, it would seem.
July 12th, 2010 at 10:51 PM
I’ll be damned! It looks like McDonald finally lost the smooth. And if he lost the smooth, how in the hell is he ever gonna find Bin Laden?
June 16th, 2010 at 10:58 AM
The funny thing is, while McDonald was in Pakistan, Fred Berry secretly followed him trying to bootleg the whole thing.
June 16th, 2010 at 10:51 AM
“You don’t know me but I’m Osama…”
June 16th, 2010 at 10:44 AM
Is THAT what they were saying? Couldn’t make out a word of it.
June 16th, 2010 at 10:41 AM
It was old Ma and Pa Doobie that put him up to it, I tell ya. All that yelling about not being able to feed their cat anymore set him off.